December 2011
3 posts
November 2010
1 post
Sick as a fucking dog
doped up on valium gettin’ stoned to Cat Stevens. Moved my mattress onto the verandah so I can sleep outside. Craving speechless company. Just want someone I can touch/pass out on.
October 2010
3 posts
September 2010
11 posts
This week's doco fix
Feeding my procrastination.
My future backyard...
..will be full of these babies.
The Rainbow Eucalyptus Tree. If I had a yard full of these and a bucket of acid, I’d never need to leave the house. So beautiful.
Bear Sleeping Bag
Want.
Taken from: http://www.toxel.com/inspiration/2009/11/25/bear-sleeping-bag/?ref=nf
August 2010
4 posts
Monkey adopts kitten
Taken from: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glance/7951674/monkey-adopts-ginger-kitten
July 2010
7 posts
This week’s film selection
Aircruising
The future of tourism?
For more info on new developments (including simulated kidnapping for tourists), check out this article: http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-advice/tourists-get-ready-for-simulated-kidnapping/story-e6frfqfr-1225888316956
dontyoufuckingmove asked: Anyone who takes a Nick Cave song and mashes it with a cat reference is A-OK in my book. Instant follow!
Supermarket Leprechaun on the Loose! →
June 2010
22 posts
A night in the life
This evening I:
-swung a 10kg bowling ball into the naked dick and balls of a 53 year old man -kicked said man in the balls with another girl until they bled -stripped completely naked in a dungeon where I was whipped and set on fire till I couldn’t feel my feet -sat on my bed with a professional dominant discussing BDSM until 5AM
This is what I call productivity.
another productivity fail
I read a few articles this morning/afternoon, then fell asleep because there’s no milk in the ‘ouse and I cbf drinking black coffee. I dreamt about being at this party at a really nice house. Jeremy was there. There were also lots of animals just walking about; like at one point I was on the front porch approaching the door and what appeared to be a giant pile of fecal matter turned...
Study session gone astray.
So I have this 50% assignment due on Friday that I haven’t started. My afternoon was so close to being productive. It almost was. But, you know, food happened.
E: I’m heading to the Pancake Manor to study. Come along if you want. J: Sure thing, I’ll call you when I get into the city.
So, we order some coffee. Do some reading.
See, there’s even highlighting going on.
...
Overheard in Spring Hill
Man #1: Ohhhh we’d better cover our track marks otherwise they’re gonna be like ”Oh, look at those filthy farrrrrkin’ junkies”
Man #2: WHO’S SAYIN’ THAT? FUCK, LET’S FIND ‘EM. LET’S GO GET ‘EM NOW.
Love this place.
